I've decided to try a new theme before abandoning WordPress completely. Rather than hack in a lot of the preferences I had, I found a theme that already had them. Bear with me as update the site categories, tags, and project index. Everything else should be functional now.
I know there are security flaws, but I back everything up, and really, there's nothing important here. I'm just another dumbass posting stupid opinions on the Internet. If the site gets hacked, so what? Nothing of value was lost.
PHP will get become secure eventually, right? :-P