New Jersey Culture
There's a map of New Jersey floating around the Web that describes its culture by region. Even though it's small, NJ is completely different depending on where you are in the state. It's not just guidos, everybody! They just infest the shore every summer like beach-dwelling cicadas with an annual life cycle.
Apparently, I've moved from "Where They Filmed Clerks" to "Hipsters" to the border of "Hipsters," "Well-To-Do Conservatives," and "Poor Minorities" to the border of "Poor Minorities" and "Friendly White Families."
Of course, I've already mentioned my feelings on hipsters.