I have something that needs to be pointed out. These exist:
I thought the idea was good, but they're not what I was expecting. It's like what Jim Gaffigan once said.
I don't get it.
- Fruit: Good.
- Cake: Great.
- Fruit cake: Nasty crap.
Crackerfuls are similar. Delicious cheese combined with the ungodly awesomeness of bacon? Sign me up. I think the problem was that I over-hyped it to myself between the store shelf and check-out register. In actuality, they taste like Handi-Snacks mixed with Bac-Os.
You remember Handi-Snacks, right? From grade school? They were part of the Lunch Side Trinity.