Ritz Crackerfuls

I have something that needs to be pointed out. These exist:

Crackerfuls Cheddar and Bacon — Image Source

I thought the idea was good, but they're not what I was expecting. It's like what Jim Gaffigan once said.

I don't get it.

Fruit: Good.

Cake: Great.

Fruit cake: Nasty crap.

Crackerfuls are similar. Delicious cheese combined with the ungodly awesomeness of bacon? Sign me up. I think the problem was that I over-hyped it to myself between the store shelf and check-out register. In actuality, they taste like Handi-Snacks mixed with Bac-Os.

Crackerfuls Formula

You remember Handi-Snacks, right? From grade school? They were part of the Lunch Side Trinity.

Parents Love — If you didn't have one of these at lunch in grade school, then your parents didn't love you.