Credit Card Signature Fun

I've been doing this for years. The first time I wrote a different "signature" was on January 18, 2005. I drew a picture of a whale. I remember all of this specifically because I got the idea from John Hargrave.

It's hasn't stopped being funny yet.

The only times I sign my name anymore is at a restaurant. Restaurants notoriously screw over their waitstaff. If you skip the bill, the price of your meal comes out of their paychecks. In 2002, when I worked in a restaurant, NJ minimum wage was $5.25/hr, but waiters and waitresses were paid $2.13/hr plus tips. I don't want to risk screwing them over.