IAOT 11 - More Shameful Things in the World
9/11 Promotions! Sacrilegious dildos! Cryptocurrency! Paying for sex with bitcoin! Horrifying sub-Reddits! Dead baby pills!
Also featured: other things that you send your friends before closing your Web browser's tab.
We have microphones! Now we just have to learn to hold them still. After the next episode, Contrapants learned to synchronize and record at the same sampling frequency, so there will be less echo in the future.
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- This 9/11 at Subway ad was professionally done, but it was done by The Onion.
- Democratic Coin excerpt:
- DC-network accounts for 1.5 billion users.
- The amount of promises reaches $1 trillion.
- The amount of DUSD is 1.2 trillion.
- Rate on the exchanges is $3.1 per 1 DUSD.
- The stores indicate two prices – $ and DUSD, and the price in $ is constantly growing. Inflation of U.S. dollar reaches 30% per year. Inflation of DUSD does not exceed 3% per year.
- Google acquires Visa and MasterCard on the verge of their bankruptcy and changes them into full support for DC-currencies
- Inflation of the Russian ruble reaches 70% per year.
- The government, after repeated and failed attempts to ban the use of DRUB, decides to switch off the Internet. This leads to mass protests, uprising, revolution and change of power. Putin runs away to Cuba.
- All companies, which have switched to work with the DUSD in advance, now thrive and develop.
- The banks go bankrupt one after the other; the spontaneous exchanges emerge where large companies and billionaires sell USD for a mere song to convert at least part of their capital into DUSD.
- Since DUSD is created in the amount sufficient for the functioning of the U.S. economy, the redistribution of capital occurs. In other words, if Fannie Mae sells $10 billion for one billion of DUSD, it means that DUSD can be multiplied for another 9 billion, which will be accrued in the form of the interest to everyone who has DUSD.
- The exchange mechanism of DUSD into USD, built into the DC-network, ceases to be relevant, because nobody needs USD, everyone wants to buy DUSD.
- Those who trusted the DC from the very beginning, become millionaires. Those who refused to believe until recently, now just get paid in DC-currency.
- The girl who had plastic surgery to get a third boob. We recorded this before it was revealed to be a hoax.
- Thousands of pills filled with powdered human baby flesh discovered by customs officials in South Korea
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