How People Find The War On Pants - Part 2
It's time once again to list a couple of the search terms that led people to this site. There were a couple that surprised me, made me laugh, or irritated me. I tried to put a bit of time between this post and the last one. I don't want to overdo it.
All of these are actual search terms from February 21, 2011 to April 05, 2011, inclusive. Spelling and grammar are left intact. Most of the more sane or relevant searches have been left out.
- julie bowen naked
- julie bowen pics
- julie bowen topless
- julie bowen nake
- julie bowen photos
- julie bowen picture
One of the major terms this time was people looking for pictures of Julie Bowen naked. This is funny to me because the only time that has ever come up was last time I wrote How People Find The War On Pants. To balance this, here's a picture of Julie Bowen clothed, but still without pants.
- david bowie labyrinth
- labyrinth david bowie
- david bowie labyrinth crotch
- bowie labyrinth
- labyrinth bowie
- david bowie crotch labyrinth
Ah, who could ever forget Labyrinth? It stars, in order of prominence, David Bowie's crotch, Jennifer Connelly, and David Bowie.
As a side note, when I performed a Google Image search for the above picture, I ended up finding it through a link to my own site. Yay unnecessary complexity!
- black swan
- black swan movie
With the Oscars having just past, it's understandable that I'd still be getting hits for Black Swan. Plus, the DVD just came out. It's time to check out the commentary!
Of course. Let me refresh your memory.
I can't believe how many hits and responses I got about my article on hipsters. I never really used Yelp, but I still think that I will use it for every time I go to a new restaurant if it lets me filter out anything infested with hipsters.
- v alien
- v aliens
- v alien revealed
- v aliens revealed
I haven't watched V at all this season. I'm curious to know if my predictions were right.
- charlie le mindu
- potato sack dress
- high fashion hair
Le Mindu is still a hack, and high fashion is still terrible.
"Crotch?" Just "crotch?" Learn to Google!
- 127 hours
- 127 hours real man
I liked it. Also, Aron Ralston is a god of a man.
- alien fleshlight
- fleshlight alien
Why do you want that!?
- yoda fleshlight
- triac as switch
- transformerless triac running light circuits
That was my first idea for my automatic closet light. I decided against it, though.
- black swan why does nina keep bleeding
- in black swan why does nina keep bleeding
- why does nina keep bleeding in black swan
- why does the girl in black swan bleed
- a psychological thriller "the swan lake"
I've gotten positive responses to my interpretation of Black Swan. I haven't watched the commentary track on the DVD yet.
- contra sweater
It's awesome, but just looking at sweaters makes me itchy.
- mario get eat by shark
- serbian dna
Serbian Mario doesn't get eaten by sharks. Serbian Mario kills sharks.
- 127 hours between the rock and a hard place slogan there is no strongest force in wild than the will to live
Clearly, this wasn't a search. This was someone trying to teach Google something through the search box.
- homemade fleshlight
There is already a movie that describes the entire process.
- spencer reid
- criminal minds reid
He doesn't exist.
- mattie laboeuf
- mattie laboeuf fanfiction
Fine. I'll give in. Here's a movie poster for this crap.
- pubic mound
- worst gui
It wasn't the worst GUI I've ever seen, but it was pretty bad.
- fleshlight alien review
I don't think I be posting a review of that for a long, long time.
- wordpress "preview=true" piwik
I haven't had a problem with collecting information about myself ever since I wrote this code.
- exclude wordpress admin from piwik
This code will cover that problem.
- 127 hours pants
Wearing pants for 127 hours straight may actually kill me.
- aron ralston knife brand
He won't say.
- fleshlight fail
I'd imagine that would hurt.
- fleshlight for him
Of course it's for him. A fleshlight for her is called a dildo.
- fleshlight mounts
Like a fleshlight for a horse, or shoving the fleshlight between the mattress and boxspring?
That's a synonym for "stupid" or "pointless."
- how to make a fleshlight
Step one: Make an open fist.
Step two: You're done.
- huck finns pants
He wore overalls, didn't he?
- queen latifah fleshlight
- what are katy perry fans called
"Katy Cats." It's slightly less ridiculous than "Katy Perry Fan."
- why does fashion exist
I don't know.
- is <3 a word now
It makes me happy when someone looks for my site specifically.
- natalie portman and vincent cassel love scene
I don't know if I'd exactly call that a love scene.
- using fleshlight instruction
- how to use a fleshlight
Why do you need instructions for that!? You know what? I'm glad you need a fleshlight. You shouldn't ever reproduce.
- "batman: the killing joke" barbara gordon naked
I guess you've got a thing for handicapped chicks and pasty white guy.
- "crotch "
I really like that this searched required a space after the word "crotch." That's important.
- "going forward" phrase
- who first coined the phrase "going forward"
- who made upthe phrase "going forward"?
I'm sure that whoever coined that phase is burning in Hell. If not, then there is no God.
- 2011 ipv6 y2k today
That's how I feel about the issue.
- angelina jolie, fleshlight
OK. This one is much more understandable.
- burrito rolling
- perfect chipotle burrito
- can the fleshlight be automatic
Oh, fuck off. I'm starting to hate fleshlights now.
- chipotle engineer
A Chipolte engineer should understand this graph.
![Mouth Happiness vs Burrito Rolling Angle](Mouth-Happiness-vs-Burrito-Rolling-Angle.png Mouth Happiness vs Burrito Rolling Angle
- contra pants management
I know it sounds like I hate management, but I really don't. I just have a problem with my current management. I don't feel so bad about that, though, because the rest of the company doesn't like my management either. If they were all that dumb, my company probably wouldn't exist anymore.
- core competencies buzzword
Every day I'm told to leverage my core competencies to further improve living our values.
- corn on her pussy
I'm pretty sure that's worse than a fungus. Get out of there.
- determining inductance
I found it extremely easy to calculate if you can get your hands on a signal generator.
- did queen latifah made a porn
I don't think so. If she ever does make one, I hope it incorporates a fleshlight in some way.
- double fleshlight
I guess that's like a double ended dildo for men.
- empty phrase going forward
It truly is a pure sentence fluffer for those who are attempting to talk about something that know nothing about what they're talking about.
- fleshlight steppermotors
I sort of hate myself for instantly picturing a design for this instantly after I read it.
- graphical representation of malloc
- groundhog day pants
I don't have a pair of pants specifically for Groundhog Day, mostly because I don't want to wear pants on Groundhog Day.
- head explosion
You're probably thinking about Scanners.
- hipster douche
That's a redundant statement.
- how much is danny masterson worth
- how much is kaley cuoco worth
- how much is michael rapaport worth
Who cares? Whatever it is, it's more than you.
- how much space does a crane need
- how to build rc tank
I'm severely behind on updating the site on my RC Tank progress. It'll all be posted one day. I promise!
- is their a program where if i gave the truth table something could make a circuit for me
Just draw up a Karnaugh Map.
- kaley cuoco testicle
The word "avocado" comes from the Nahuatl word for "testicle." You can thank Good Eats for this picture.
- mint tin remote for a dslr camera
Would you risk hundreds of dollars in camera equipment to hack your own remote control? I did.
- no pants y2k
Y2K would have been awesome if that was true.
- stargate over
- stargate universe is over
- stargate universe over
That's because "SyFy" hates sci-fi.
- the labyrinth full size david bowie
- the real guy from 127 hours
- use roommate's fleshlight
- viking blod in connecticut
I liked it. Buying that was my consolation prize to finding out that Connecticut is closed on Mondays.
That's it for now. I have something special planned for the next post. Stay tuned!